Things I hate...

* Hearing the SAME FREAKING SONG on the radio 3 times in one hour. Sure, I like Daughtry...but there are a WHOLE LOT MORE that I like too!
* When I open a new box of laundry soap and the scoop is buried so deep I cant reach it without digging all the way to the bottom.
* Gas prices
* Jackasses who park their cars in front of MY house, then walk through MY grass to get to their front door.
* Fat little shithead kids who stand in the road pretending to be air traffic controllers and refuse to move as I barrel down the road.
* Fat little shithead kids MOTHER who yells at ME for daring to drive down the fricking ROAD while HER precious shortbus riding moron is playing in the goddamn road.
* Flies. Enough said.
* When the cat NEEDS to go out at 9 PM...then disappears, only to return scratching the door at 4 AM.
* At this moment, Rick Perry.
* Twizzlers.
* When a movie is edited for TV, and they redub the line...."Motherfucker" into "Monkeyscratcher" in a totally DIFFERENT voice than the actor. At least make it SEMI believable?
* Dog farts.
* This new Blogger thing. Its driven me to LiveJournal. Hence the tremendous lack of updates here. Sorry.


Im sure Ill have more later.

Stitched at 1:21 PM